If instead of rolling a boulder up a hill each day for eternity - Sisyphus was tasked with sucking his own dick - would all those years of daily self-sucking lead to any sort of enlightenment? Well, according to one man on Twitter, the greatest black pill he’s ever taken was from an anon poster who claimed to have achieved the unachievable -  sucking his own dick.


And his conclusion might just stop you from trying it yourself, that is if you haven’t already given up. Whether you’ve ever thought about it yourself, or not, sucking your own dick, apparently, feels more like sucking dick than it does having your dick sucked. I know, crushing. 



Now, if you want to debunk the claim, then go give it a try, but be warned, you are not the first to disprove the ouroboros of self-pleasure. Self-sucking has been around since dicks have and while Marilyn Manson did not have his ribs removed to aid him in his self-sucking, a myth that went “viral” before we had a word for it, if he had completed the impossible, he’d have probably come to the same conclusion.



Contorting your body in such a way as to where your mouth meets your junk is (we assume) less than comfortable. And having to do the deed yourself, while commendable, is not the same as having it done to you.



So no need to have Jamie and Adam convene on this myth, it has officially been BUSTED.